July 12, 2007
Flaunt Your Love Of Office Supplies
Something happens to you when you walk into your office. There is a big part of you that becomes a little kid again, fighting over territory, keeping your eyes open for the bullies, playing tricks on office mates. You don't do this kind of stuff at home. I mean, really - when is the last time you spent an afternoon at home cling-wrapping someone's desk?
In fact, it may be safe to say that you are a completely different person in the office. Am I right? Maybe even a different species. You have become…cubicle-dweller.
Well, you may as well flaunt it, cubicle-dweller. Don't be afraid to advertise your love for the thing that cubicle-dwellers instinctively crave. You know what that is, don't you? Marker smell.
It happens to most people in exactly the same way. They get some little office job as a student and, one day, while they are just hanging out, maybe stocking the storeroom shelves, they do it - take the cap off that marker and give it a sniff. They love their job. Therefore, they love all the smells associated with that job, and that includes the scent of marker.
Office workers love marker smell. Think about it. You probably have a fetish for toner cartridge smell, don't you? Well, there isn't a sticker for that one yet, but there is an "I Love Marker Smell" sticker.
In fact, there are some other "I Heart" stickers as well, though none of them are quite as much fun. "I Heart Backstabbing" just doesn't have that ring of fun, does it?
Oh wait! I was wrong! There is an "I Heart New Toner" sticker. It isn't quite the same thing as "I Heart Toner Smell", but the idea is there. At least I'm not alone. And you aren't either. Don't be ashamed. Flaunt your love of office supplies.
Posted by Rhonda.
Rhonda is the editor of Unique Or Unusual as well as Latest Greatest Gadgets And Gizmos.




