February 9, 2008

BitterSweets for Your Non-Valentine

With Valentine’s Day looming near, you might be dreading the day like you would a nuclear holocaust or the bird flu.  While some people will be spending the day of love receiving flowers at work, sharing boxes of chocolates, or enjoying a romantic dinner for two with their sweeties, most of us will be hiding in the corner curled up in the fetal position crying nonsensically as we suffer through flashbacks of rejection, loneliness, and those cruel school days when none of our classmates had left us any of their Valentine’s Day cards.

If this sounds familiar, then you might enjoy taking the edge off by sharing a can of BitterSweets with those other people who actually enjoy Valentine’s Day.  BitterSweets are just like those chalky little heart candies that have adorable little messages printed on them like UR2CUTE, but these candies have a decidedly different message printed on them.

There are three different BitterSweets to choose from, Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped.  They are printed with such bittersweet messages as Settle4Less, I’d Rather Drink, and Forget We Met.  You can enjoy these tasty little reality bites all on your own or give them out to both friends and enemies.  Each of the three BitterSweets come in a heart-shaped can and include 37 different depressing or angry sentiments printed on yummy, crunchy, pastel candies.

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Posted by Chrysta.

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