Oh yes, this is one of those gift ideas that will make you laugh and shake your head. Or perhaps it will make you shake your head and laugh. Gorgeously boxed in pink, the words, For The Person Who Has Everything, written in gold on the top. Ahhhh, they think of every detail, don't they. But, your very own belly button brush doesn't end the features there…yes? Yes…I said belly button brush.

Wha…? You mean you haven't sat around nights with your lover dreaming of the day it would come? Not once have you been navel-gazing in your mirror wishing The Belly Button Brush would come to make a difference in your life? Oh, come on…you can be honest with me. I won't tell anyone. No? Ah well, there's no accounting for taste is there.

My friend you have not lived until your tummy button has been brushed clean with the exquisite chrome-handled brush of perfection. I mean everything has been thought of, every detail honed to the heights of honing, for your brushing pleasure.

I know what you are thinking. I do, and honestly, it's the first thing that came to my mind as well. Naughty of us I know, but we are only human, after all. Imagine this very private activity shared with…that special someone. We can go there can't we? We're all friends here. A little tickle here, a good deep brush there. It's certain to get us to heights we've never known before.

And imagine the gasping surprise of women the world over thinking they were getting a trashy diamond tennis bracelet, or big pink diamond pendant, or even the solitaire ring. I mean, diamonds are so overrated. Everybody is doing that these days. This is my prediction–and work with me here–I think the belly button brush is the new diamond. How can love be expressed in a finer way than with this unique and deeply emotional gift? No, that's right, it simply can't can it.

Now there is only one thing left to do. Bring out one for the men. I think today's discerning male would love one. I know I'd certainly buy one for my man. I mean his concentration never gets higher than his navel anyways, so it's perfect. That's not strictly true, it does go to his stomach. I was being unfair.

Can you believe it … now be careful not to crash the site when you all rush to the link to buy one.

The Belly Button Brush 

Posted by Wendy.